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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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georgiaokief:

yung-human:

Not everyone is going to want, accept, or know how to receive your energy. Make peace with it and move on.

truths

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marinatweets:

this describes my life

marinatweets:

this describes my life

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dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pizza)

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

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rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

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greatfatsby:

"free shipping"

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"with orders of $50 or more!"

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mr-noir-black:

Bluecoats - Creep 

I still can’t watch this with out every hair standing on end… 

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luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

i have never played the question game

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

i have never played the question game

(via pizza)

muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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killing-you-in-a-wall-of-death:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but


KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES!!

killing-you-in-a-wall-of-death:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES!!

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